The Buzz

- News
- Faggots Don’t Deserve To Wear Trousers, According To US Police
- Once again Middle America demonstrates just how bigoted it can be. This time it’s the Coppers of Cleveland Ohio, who just couldn’t help themselves from tormenting a local gay couple. After arresting the couple in the middle of the night they apparently refused to let them get dressed, proudly declaring in their most heterosexual of voices: “Faggots don’t deserve to wear pants in jail.”… I wonder…What would I have to do in jail to ‘earn’ my pants back?
- 02 February 2012
- Sport
- Footballer Fined For Idiotic Homophobic Tweet
- What is it with footballers and this, apparently inherent, desire they have to use your sexuality as a slur against your good name? Well justice has finally been served as Leicester City player Michael Ball was fined £6,000 by the FA this week, for his anti-gay tweets towards poor Anthony Cotton from Corrie.
- 27 January 2012
- Film
- Film Reveals The Gay Lives of the Star Wars Storm Troopers
- A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… Two homosexual storm troopers finally reach breaking point, after being forced to hide their relationship from their employers, the Galactic Empire… No, this isn’t the premise for ‘Episode 7’ of the Lucas’s sci-fi, shit-fest. He’s too busy frolicking triumphantly after successfully raping the originals with his big 3D penis. This is actually the synopsis of a new Spanish short film that premiered at this year’s Notodo Film Festival.
- 19 January 2012

- Film
- THE IRON LADY – More Plastic Than Iron…
- I had been eagerly awaiting the release of this film for the last year or so. Each time a trailer was leaked online I would cream my pants with giddy excitement. Every clip further fuelled my belief that this would be one of the most magnificent films of 2012. So as I sat in the cinema, memorised by Meryl Streep warbling: “DENNIS!!" Every 5 minutes, I realised something was not quite right. It’s certainly not Streep's performance that’s thrown my guts into a tiz woz. So what could it be…
- 09 January 2012
- Lifestyle
- This Queen’s Speech – Christmas In Gaydom
- Yes, its Christmas day right now and you all should be tucking into your Turkey, sipping some cheap sparkling wine and pulling crackers with relatives you wouldn’t normally admit to being from the same gene pool as. It’s also about that time when our nations godmother steps in front of the camera and woefully tells us how the country has gone up the shitter but how we must continue to enjoy Christmas. Well for those of you, like me, not feeling the festive cheer read on. As you’re about to receive a speech from a queen a little more closer to home…
- 25 December 2011
- Lifestyle
- Gay Grandparents Video Goes Viral
- A gay couple have become a YouTube sensation after their son posted a video of them being told that they were to become grandparents. Now before you stop reading, wondering what the baby Jesus is going on (as this clearly isn’t news) let’s all remember that’s it's Christmas. Everyone needs a bit of happy, vomit inducing fluff cluttering up their festive little heads. Don’t pretend you haven’t sat and watched an episode of ‘Noels Christmas Presents’ or a ‘Surprise, Surprise’ special. So let’s get through this together. I promise ill make it as painless as possible…
- 20 December 2011
- News
- Gay Penguin Cheats On His Boyfriend With A Girl
- Canada’s most beloved gay couple, Buddy and Pedro, may be on the verge of splitting up this week after Buddy was caught ‘knocking off’ another woman. It’s not clear if Pedro knows of the affair but the rest of Canada have expressed their shock and anguish over the ordeal. It might be worth mentioning that the gay couple in question are a pair of little, fucking penguins. *FACEPALM*
- 14 December 2011

THE BUZZ - Entertainment, News, Gossip and more...

- Sport
- Bisexual Softball Players Disqualified For Not Being Gay Enough!
- Three bisexual softball players in America have finally won their case against the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance (ooh catchy title) after they disqualified them from a softball tournament for not being gay enough. Has the world gone mad? How gay do these people want their players to be? Were they not mincing to an acceptable level? And what the hell is ‘softball’?
- 06 December 2011
- Dating
- Relationships V Singledom – An Observation…
- I recently spent a boozy evening in with my friend and his new boyfriend. As I sat and watched them cuddlying and preening each other like Chimps in the zoo, I started to feel a stirring inside. Naturally I assumed it was the Chicken pie I had lovingly cooked up the other day coming back to haunt me, but oh how wrong was I. As the evening went on and the touchy feely, lovey dovey, huggily wuggily bullshit increased, it dawned on me. I was jealous…
- 26 November 2011
- TV
- George Michael Slags Off EastEnder’s Gay Storylines
- Oh dear, it would seem Enders has pissed off one of its more famous fans. George Michael Has been furiously tweeting his disapproval of the way gays are being portrayed in the show. Apparently they are not correctly representing the happy gay community… Hello? It’s Walford? If you’ve not been shot, ran over, abused, pimped out, addicted to drugs, homeless or fucked by Phill Mitchell then you generally get written out. Theres nothing 'happy' about Albert Square.
- 17 November 2011
- Gossip
- Celebrities That Need A Slap In The Right Direction
- As the year draws to a close my mood grows more and more miserable at the thought of another Christmas raping my bank account. It’s around this time I like to think back over the year, not of all the fond memories 2011 has conjured up for me (2011 has been a bit of a tight bastard with those) but of all the gaffs, faux pas’ and general bollocks things our treasured celebrities have done in the name of stupidity. This being the ‘year of the bat shit crazy celebrity’ the list below could quite easily have been 500. But these two special guys have really stood out for me so far...
- 11 November 2011
- News
- Pupil Told To ‘Act Less Gay’ By teachers
- So I was watching The Wright Stuff this morning with my usual mug of strong coffee and slice of burnt toast (it’s my favourite way to start the day) when I was taken aback by what I was hearing Mr Wright and his panel discuss. A child from a school in Essex was told to act less gay to avoid being bullied. My roommate soon found himself coffee-sodden as I violently voiced my anger. As the mini Peter Tatchell inside me simmered down I began to wonder, was this actually good advice?
- 02 November 2011
- Dating
- Watch Out Gays! Gonorrhoea Has Turned Nasty
- As if we don’t have enough to worry about, shall I wear my hair up or down? Aussie Bum or commando? Top or bottom? We now have to be on our guard against a new ‘meaner’ strain of Gonorrhoea. Great, well I know what I’ll be going as for Halloween now.
- 27 October 2011
- Lifestyle
- Living with HIV in the 21st century – Part 1: Discovery
- It’s the most soul destroying news any young gay man could want to hear. Finding out you have HIV may not be the death sentence it once was but that doesn’t mean it’s any less significant today. HIV in London is on the rise quite dramatically which makes me wonder…Have the new generation of gays learnt nothing from their elder's mistakes? To coincide with Worlds AIDS Day, below is the first part of a young mans very personal account about living with HIV today.
- 20 October 2011
- TV
- Are Gays Getting Exploited For Cheap Laughs On TV?
- Unless you’ve been avoiding civilisation for the last decade, you will be very much aware that the two juggernauts of weekend viewing have returned to our small, pitiful TV screens. No not Harry Hills TV Burp and Spooks but the mighty X Factor and its bumbling rival Strictly Come Dancing. But are gays being represented properly by the broadcasters? Or are they simply put on the show for a bit of light comic relief? Harking back to the days when gay folk were only required for sitcoms to blow the camp-o-meter off the scale.
- 16 October 2011
- News
- The ‘Gay Cure’ Theory Causes Conflict Amongst Professors
- It would seem Lady Gaga has been wrong all along. According to Professors in the US, we were most certainly NOT born this way. The two ‘Profs’ claim they have evidence proving sexual orientation can be changed. Well thanks a lot Gaga, you lying shit face. I’ve only just convinced my mum it wasn’t her fault!
- 06 October 2011
- News
- Chav Turns Gay after Suffering A Stroke
- Poor Chris Birch thought he had it all, a lovely fiancée, a nice job at the bank and a good bunch of burley, men-pals to play hideous sports with. He didn’t know of, or care to know of, any gay folk in his life. But little did Chris know what fate had in store for him and being the devilish creature that fate is, he would never have guessed in a million years. Heterosexuals read on at your peril as the straight mans nightmare, becomes a reality… If you’re gay don’t worry, you can just read on as you normally would.
- 26 September 2011