The Buzz

- Sport
- Leon Knight: More Proof That Footballers Are Deeply Stupid
- Football and gays have been in the forefront of the media recently. Gay organisations have demanded change from the sport and its organisers over the way homosexuality is tackled within the game. The FA responded positively to the pressure being applied, teaming up with Kick Homophobia out of Football. So you may be forgiven for thinking that football and its overpaid squad of goons were on track to finally accepting homosexuality. Perhaps some of these goon-heads might finally pluck up the courage to ‘come out’. But then comes along Leon Knight, Footballs answer to Sarah Palin. Through the wonders of Twitter, Let us delve into the deeply moronic mind of this troubled young man.
- 11 May 2012
- Film
- ‘AVENGERS ASSEMBLE: A Massive Camp Explosion Of Fun Times
- The film snivelling, bedroom-dwelling geeks have been waiting for their entire lives, has finally been released at the cinema! The Avengers movie has been an ongoing affair throughout the entire Marvel universe and, after 4 years of post credit extra scenes, finally sees their five films (Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor and Captain America) harmoniously brought together for one massive geek wank-a-thon. So is it any good?
- 27 April 2012
- Dating
- BLIND DATES – An Observation
- Recently I’ve been moaning like a little bitch about the apparent lack of fresh singletons in Soho. It seems every time I find a guy they are either taken, straight, homicidal, disfigured or dead. So imagine my surprise when a friend recently told me he wanted to set me up on a gay date with a guy he thinks would be ‘perfect’ for me. With giddy delight I immediately demanded to see a cock and face pic but my friend refused, claiming this would be a blind date. I assured him I had no issue dating the blind and that I thought it was ‘kinda cool’ they wore their sunglasses indoors and at night.! But this was not what he had meant. I was not allowed to see my potential suitor until I was face to face with him on the date… In an age where we have apps such as GN and Grindr, have blind dates had their day?
- 20 April 2012

- News
- Not Gay! Ex-Gay, Post-Gay And Proud…Yeah Jog On.
- Teddy Ruxpin lookalike Boris Johnson overruled the go-ahead for a series of anti-gay Christian ads Last night which were set to be launched across London transport. The ads, which promote the idea that homosexuality is a disease and can be cured, were in direct response to the new Stonewall ads. So well Done Boris for pissing all over their shitty Christian bonfire, filled with the big stinking tinder of lies, hatred and intolerance. But should we be praising Boris Johnson for his heroic act? Or should we be questioning how an advert, such as this, can come so close to being launched in the first place? Without any of Boris Johnson’s transport chiefs so much as batting an eyelid?
- 13 April 2012
- Gossip
- Why Gay Men Hate Me For Being Beautiful: A Samantha Brick Tribute
- The last 24 hours for Daily Mail columnist and self proclaimed ‘hot bitch’ Samantha Brick have been, in her own words: “among the most horrendous of my life.” Poor Samantha has been subjected to thousands of angry tweets, emails and calls from folk enraged at her article in yesterday’s Daily Mail. The article boasts to her readers how sexy she is and how women are jealous of her bewitching good looks. Now, one might say that Samantha ‘about as good looking as a’ Brick is a bit of a narcissistic, deluded mess, that looks more like Debra Meadens slow-witted, younger sister than the Aphrodite goddess she paints herself to be in her article, but not here at GN! I understand and sympathize with Sam’s burden. You see, I too face the injustices of bitter, jealous peers who would rather sully my good name than accept my obvious superior beauty….
- 04 April 2012
- News
- God Spites Tesco With Mice Infestation For Supporting The Queers.
- It’s finally happened. We’ve pushed him too far and now he’s shown us the full force of his wrath. No I’m not talking about Ed Miliband, we’ve finally pissed off GOD. Yes the omnipotent prick upstairs has made an example of Tesco for supporting gay pride. We all know God has a penchant for creative overkill (Noah’s great flood, Sodom and Gomorrah’s rain of fire and brimstone), so how did the mighty one punish filthy Tesco’s for supporting naughty sodomites?…Mice infestation in their Covent Garden Metro branch. Yeah! You’ve definitely still got it God, good work!
- 30 March 2012
- Politics
- Shakespeare Will Be At Risk If Gays Marry, croons Tory MP
- The marriage debates rages on as the government start making plans to enforce gay marriage. Unfortunately criticism has come from one of their own and not some despot vicar this time. Tory MP Sir Roger Gale has spoken out over his worries that gay marriage will mean the end of Shakespeare… Yeah it’s fucking nuts but let’s see what absolute horse shit this two-bit, right-wing bag of festering guts has trumped up on the matter…
- 23 March 2012

THE BUZZ - Entertainment, News, Gossip and more...

- TV
- My Big Gay Gypsy Snog
- Every fledgling gay has a unique ‘coming out’ story. Be it tales of angry dads, smashing their son’s heads through windows and/or walls (one can only assume to beat the straight back into them). Or of giddy mums, who use their son’s sexuality as an excuse to shamelessly tag along with them to gay bars, excitedly declaring to the cock hungry crowd that that’s her son at the bar and she is ever so proud that he plans on getting his arse pummelled tonight. Unfortunately for the poor 16 year old scrote of this story, ‘coming out’ was taken out of his clammy little hands by Channel 4. When asked ‘how did you come out to your parents?’ Not many boys will be able to retort ‘on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding babes’.
- 16 March 2012
- Politics
- The Gay Marriage Debate Part 2: GOD HATES FAGS!
- The Pope has spoken out this week regarding gay marriage. Speaking to a gaggle of bishops in the US he said: “I fucking love gay marriage! It’s the shiz!” According to reports one Bishop died from heart complications immediately after the speech… Of course I’m lying. We have more chance of the Pope telling us he thought Jesus was a cunt. What his Holiness actually told the Bishops was that straight marriage needs ‘defending’ and that ‘policies which undermine the family threaten human dignity and the future of humanity itself.’ Meeza thinks those are fighting words dawg! Naturally we fellow gays want to bitch slap the homosexuality into the Dark Lord of the Sith, Pope Benedict. But is there a point amongst all that homophobia?
- 09 March 2012
- Politics
- The Gay Marriage Debate Part 1: Jesus loved The Gays Just As Much As Elizabeth Taylor Did
- A poll released today has found that 70% of the British public believe that marriage should be exclusive to a man and a woman. Now before you shit your pants back into last Sunday, this poll was commissioned by the Catholic Voice. I think we can safely assume that when they tell us its 70% of Britons, what they actually mean is 70% of British Catholics; a statistic which is a little less frightening and unsurprising given their stance on gay marriage. But it does beg the question, Should we really be pushing so hard on religious institutes and government to allow gay marriage?
- 08 March 2012
- Dating
- Plotting A Course: The Rocky & Predictable Road Of The Relationship
- We live in a world of rules and regulations. Where repetition and procedure seem to triumph over random acts of spontaneity. Dating and love have become so uniform amongst the gay community these days that you can pretty much predict what’s going on in a gay person’s relationship by the length of their time together.
- 01 March 2012
- Music
- Jazz FM Turns The Airwaves Blue With Gay Porn
- Jazz FM shocked its listeners on Saturday by playing something a little different to their usual mix of jazz and blues. While enjoying the soulful sounds of the ‘sax’, listeners were subjected to the equally soulful groans of gay sex. Much to my disappointment, this wasn’t a radical new show which incorporated same sex canoodiling into well established Jazzy hits. Rather, this was just a massive fuck up on the Jazz FM team’s part… Whoopsie daisy’s!
- 23 February 2012
- Dating
- Valentine’s Day…Not Again
- Singletons run for the hills, it’s that time of year again! No, not the annual cull of lonely folk, this is far, far worse. .. It’s Valentine’s Day. The day couples throughout the land cry out in one unified voice: “Behold! We have paired off and have therefore made it in life. Bask in our superior coupley ways while trembling with fear and shame. For you have failed to find a partner and are now destined to die alone…And probably fat…. Like the single filth that you are.” So, with that in mind, let’s find out what’s going down in London town for all those loved up couples out there.
- 13 February 2012
- News
- Faggots Don’t Deserve To Wear Trousers, According To US Police
- Once again Middle America demonstrates just how bigoted it can be. This time it’s the Coppers of Cleveland Ohio, who just couldn’t help themselves from tormenting a local gay couple. After arresting the couple in the middle of the night they apparently refused to let them get dressed, proudly declaring in their most heterosexual of voices: “Faggots don’t deserve to wear pants in jail.”… I wonder…What would I have to do in jail to ‘earn’ my pants back?
- 02 February 2012
- Sport
- Footballer Fined For Idiotic Homophobic Tweet
- What is it with footballers and this, apparently inherent, desire they have to use your sexuality as a slur against your good name? Well justice has finally been served as Leicester City player Michael Ball was fined £6,000 by the FA this week, for his anti-gay tweets towards poor Anthony Cotton from Corrie.
- 27 January 2012
- Film
- Film Reveals The Gay Lives of the Star Wars Storm Troopers
- A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… Two homosexual storm troopers finally reach breaking point, after being forced to hide their relationship from their employers, the Galactic Empire… No, this isn’t the premise for ‘Episode 7’ of the Lucas’s sci-fi, shit-fest. He’s too busy frolicking triumphantly after successfully raping the originals with his big 3D penis. This is actually the synopsis of a new Spanish short film that premiered at this year’s Notodo Film Festival.
- 19 January 2012
- Film
- THE IRON LADY – More Plastic Than Iron…
- I had been eagerly awaiting the release of this film for the last year or so. Each time a trailer was leaked online I would cream my pants with giddy excitement. Every clip further fuelled my belief that this would be one of the most magnificent films of 2012. So as I sat in the cinema, memorised by Meryl Streep warbling: “DENNIS!!" Every 5 minutes, I realised something was not quite right. It’s certainly not Streep's performance that’s thrown my guts into a tiz woz. So what could it be…
- 09 January 2012