Three bisexual softball players in America have finally won their case against the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance (ooh catchy title) after they disqualified them from a softball tournament for not being gay enough. Has the world gone mad? How gay do these people want their players to be? Were they not mincing to an acceptable level? And what the hell is ‘softball’?
Tournament officials had received a number of complaints from rival teams questioning the authenticity of the 3 men’s sexuality. These officials then dealt with the matter in the most tactful way they saw fit. They called a conference of 25 strangers who then quizzed the 3 players about gay dating, their sex lives and sexuality. After humiliating the poor fuckers the ‘gay police’ then voted on whether the accused were actually gay. They concluded that these 3 bisexual men just didn’t cut the mustard when it came to ‘gaying’ it up.
The team were disqualified from the tournament, forfeiting their second place trophy. Understandably outraged, the 3 men turned to the justice system to help fight this bizarre case of discrimination. They may have been playing softball on the pitch but in the court room they were playing a mean game of hardball (marvel at the joke I’ve just made!). The bitter court battle ended with them receiving a settlement payout and having their second place trophy returned to them.
It’s very easy to forget about the greedy bisexuals sometimes. However, they are still a part of our lovely pink community and should be given the same respect and rights we adorn on ourselves. This was a perfect example of discrimination in reverse. Let’s not forget how we all felt when it came to picking teams during P.E. It was humiliating. The only good part of P.E was the changing rooms and the showers and even that brief perverse moment came at great risk to ones health if caught…but I digress. Let’s not, as a community, become as jaded as the mainstream once were towards us.
For those of you who are interested, Softball is kind of like Baseball but for pussys.
Craig Ford
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