There are many ways of finding love these days. Thanks to the wonders of technology, dating platforms have sprung up all over the gaff. From gay dating websites, like this one, TV dating channels, like Gay Network, and of course gay chat lines, the latter being the most popular. So what makes gay phone chat so appealing to the ‘common gay’? And how can you get the most out of it?
For those of you that have not yet discovered the wonders of using gay phone dating lines, where have you been??? Well fear not because you are about to discover the secrets on how to bag a hottie using the gay phone chat line. Below are a set of do’s and don’ts, that will help you snag a hot piece of ass.
Its vital you leave an introductory message on the service. How else will anyone know to talk to you? So here are some pointers:
Do
- Make sure to give your name and a description of yourself. No one wants to chat with a guy that simply says, “Nigel” in his intro.
- Specify what you are interested in. this helps narrow your search down. If you’re interested in men who like to wear PVC knickers, then say so. Those PVC knicker wearing hunks will be sending you 121 requests in no time.
- Big yourself up. Don’t be shy to ‘fluff up’ your best qualities. Obviously if you are planning on meeting this person then there’s no point in saying you’re a 6ft African body builder, when you’re really 4ft 10 Chinese plumber.
Don’t
– Completely lie about what you are. You WILL get found out! All it takes is one slip up in a 121 conversation for him to realise you are not John Barrowman
- Reel off a list of things you hate in men. Not sexy! If I heard a guy’s intro and he was saying, “I don’t want any pervs, weirdos, paedos, tossers and time wasters.” I would immediately move on. No one likes a miserable poof.
- Give away your life story! Please do not feel the need to go into details about your love life in your intro. Let them find out about your 6 ex husbands and 3 bastard children in their own time, over dinner perhaps?
Hopefully these simple tips will help you get up and running on the gay phone chat lines. Preferably our one seeing as we do have the sexiest queers in town.
Craig Ford