It’s the love story Britain has been waiting for, no its not Katie Price and her cage fighting tranny. Nor is it the homoerotic shenanigans of Jedward. This is the story of one mans unrequited love for his… ministerial aide? Prepare your self for the Tories very own, Brokeback Mountain!
He is possibly the only man on the planet that can out fox John Major in a ‘sounding dull’ competition, but it would seem William Hague has been secretly frolicking with his ministerial aide, Chris Myers.
The foreign secretary has spoken out on the subject denying the Internet rumours that he is having big gay romps with Myers… just ‘fishing trips’ are they?
The infamous blogger Guido Fawkes has claimed that Mr Hague shared a hotel bedroom with his aide during their election campaign.
The blog quoted a witness at the hotel who said: “The couple’s body language at breakfast was eye opening.”… I’d love to know what they were doing that was so ‘eye opening’? Was Hague under the breakfast table, after an extra ‘sausage’ for his fry up?
The Foreign Office said: “Any suggestion that the Foreign Secretary’s relationship with Chris Myers is anything other than a purely professional one is wholly inaccurate and unfounded.
The foreign Office has also denied claims that William Hague can be heard in his office shouting at Chris “I just don’t know how to quit you!” And “all we have now is Brokeback Mountain”…. This may not be true, in fact its not…. But I wish it were.
Craig Ford