If you’re serious about using a gay chat service to get yourself a date you’ll be grateful that you read this article on spotting five main types of gay men. It’s true that not every gay man falls into a type category but those who do vary very little. Knowing who you’re dealing with, how to deal with them, and how to get them to date you will be invaluable.
The Snob Gay
What he’s like – He wears the best clothes, eats in the best places, and drinks only the very finest of wines.
What he’ll say – He’ll talk about his great house, powerful job, and anything else to do with his upper class life. He’ll likely put you down if you’re not in the same financial league as him.
A date with him – He wants the most handsome gay man in the area by his side. What he doesn’t want him to do is speak too much or display bad manners.
The Muscle Queen
What he’s like – Bursting with muscles of course. He spends most of his time either in the gym or at the sun beds. His t-shirts are so tight that his abs are always on display.
What he’ll say – He’ll tell you about how many weights he lifted this week, how perfect he is, and how he hates slobs who don’t work out.
A date with him – You’ll only get a date with Mr. Muscle if you’re a health freak too. You’ll need to be fit but not as fit as him; he doesn’t want any competition.
The Alternative Gay
What he’s like – Although it’s clear that he’s gay he prefers to describe himself as experimental, or ‘just sexual’.
What he’ll say – He talks about poetry, philosophy, the literary greats, the suffering of animals, women’s rights, and just about anything that doesn’t affect him.
A date with him – He’ll want to take you somewhere that ‘isn’t mainstream’, that
doesn’t attract other gay men, and where you can just be yourselves. No chat with other guys whilst together.
The Thug Gay
He is disrespectful to everyone. He literally hates himself. He’ll tell you how he doesn’t ‘do that gay shit’ and voice his opinions on gay marriage and homosexuality. Then he’ll ask you to come over for the night.
A date with him – There’s no such thing as a date with Mr. Thug. He’s happy to sleep with you but there’s no way he’ll ever been seen out in public with another man.