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Dating is a game, no doubt about it. To play the game well and win the prize, you need to know the rules of the game. A bit of banter goes a long way but breaking the ice is the first step. Given, it is not always easy to get chatting to new people, especially when you think that the person you want to get talking to is God’s gift to men.

Everyone loves a funny chat up line

Everyone loves to laugh though, if you can make someone smile of laugh with the first thing you say to them, you’ve got it in the bag. Chat-up lines are not everyone’s cup of tea, at their best they can be funny, sweet of provocative and at their worst they can be plain embarrassing and cringe worthy.

The key to delivering the perfect gay chat up line is to keep it light, humorous and a little bit cheeky. Here are ten of the funniest and cheekiest tried and tested gay chat up lines every heard.

Do you have any raisins? No - How about a date then?

I’m new in town, can I have directions to your flat please?

How much does a Polar bear weigh? I don’t know - Well, enough to break the ice.

Your name must be Gillette.. Huh? The best a man can get...

Are you into casual sex or would you prefer it if I dressed smart?

Can I buy your a drink or should I just give you the money?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you...

Here is £20, go drink until you fancy me...

Are you a post man? Why do you ask? I swear you were checking out my package.

Are you flexible? Bend over and touch your toes...

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