Following on from the previous list of men that you should avoid in a gay chat
room, here are four more types that you should steer clear of.
The Bisexual Man
What he looks like – Mr. Bisexual can swing either way, literally. He will either
be a very masculine looking bloke or he’ll be an ultra-preened metro sexual type
What he’ll say – He’ll tell you that he just loves ‘people for people’ and that
he sees gender as a pigeon-hole term invented by a narrow minded society. Yawn.
The Date – He might invite you along for a night out with all his ‘bloke’ mates
and then expect you to join in with their banter about fit girls, and football.
Psychotic Gay Man
What he looks like – Unfortunately, there’s no real way of telling Mr. Psychotic
apart from anyone else unless he has a slightly manic look in his eyes.
What he’ll say – It’s hard to say. This guy changes his mind about what he thinks
every other minute. He is likely to be very possessive though; watch out.
The Date – He’ll always want to be alone with you. If you end up bumping into a
group of friends when you’re out and about together he’ll slope off to a corner
The Internet Gay Man
What he looks like – He looks pale and pasty, like he spends too much time
sitting indoors. He knows how to hack your e-mail account, and if he has to, he
What he’ll say – This guy lives a second life through means of the internet.
He’ll tell you about his other ‘friends’ and get upset when you aren’t on MSN at
the right time.
The Date – The closest you’ll get to a date with Mr. Internet is a Skype call or
a webcam session. He’s not a big fan of going out and prefers his relationships
to be virtual.
The Perfect Gay Man
What he looks like – He knows exactly what the newest trends are, he has the
latest hair cut, and drives a car that would make Jeremy Clarkson jealous.
What he’ll say – Everything. He knows all there is to know about gay culture and
he’ll pick you up on every mistake you dare to make.
The Date – He’ll take you to the best place in town
then make you feel bad because you didn’t wear a dinner suit, or because you
ordered the wrong dish to go with your wine.