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Getting the conversation started with someone new can be tricky business. So tricky in fact that we sometimes resort to using a whole range of chat up lines to get the conversation off the ground. At their best, chat up lines can be funny, sweet and sometimes very intelligent. At their worst chat up lines can lead to some pretty embarrassing situations and can be the cause of a romance to end before it has even has the chance to get started.

Some of the chat-up lines to avoid

If you must use chat up lines when chatting to guys, just be very careful not to use any of these ones:

‘Hmmm, you’ll do.’ – This line would only used by the most arrogant of individuals. A well placed, ironic, insult can sometimes work if delivered well but this one is just plain rude.

‘My parents are away this weekend, want to stay over?’ – Never, ever let on that you still live with your parents. Suggest a hotel if you have to but do not take a date back to your childhood bedroom.

‘Fancy a game of pin the cock in the arsehole’ – Honestly, this has been used and to my knowledge it has never ever led to enjoyable, consensual sex.

‘Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants’ - Far too cheesy for anyone to want to talk to your after delivering this line, presumptuous too.

‘You have 206 bones in your body; want one more?’ – Maybe not the very worst of gay chat up lines but definitely up there in the top ten.

‘If I was a woman, I would fancy you so much’ – Disguised as a smart way to find out if someone is gay without asking outright but either way, you’re gonna give the game away.

‘Wow, you look just like Johnny Depp/Brad Pitt/Prince William’ – Even if it is true, the poor guy has probably heard it a thousand times, come up with something original.

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